Relax I’m a Mortician Tote Bag
Relax I’m a Mortician Tote Bag
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For the mortician who stays calm under pressure, because honestly… you’ve seen worse. This funny pink tote bag features a cute floral design with dark humor flair, perfect for funeral directors, embalmers, mortuary students, and death care professionals.
About
About
- Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use.
- 5 color handle options (not all designs come with all color options)
- Non-woven laminate inside
- cotton handle
Size
Size
13" x 13"
16" x 16"
18" x 18"
Please note: Size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Production
Production
Made to order.
Most orders are produced and shipped the same day, but please allow 2–5 business days for processing, especially during peak times.
Looking to customize your item with a name or a different color? Reach out, and we’ll see what we can do.
Shipping
Shipping
Estimated Shipping Times
United States (Standard): 2–5 business days
Canada: 5–10 business days
Rest of World: 10–30 business days
Additional Info Tracking is provided once your order ships
(Delivery times may vary during peak seasons)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning.
Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush.
Let the bag air dry.
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