I Put the Bitch in Obituary Weekender Bag

$60.00 CAD

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A little sass, a little class, and a whole lot of funeral industry attitude. This personalized "I Put the Bitch in Obituary" Tote Bag features bold black lettering, a pink crown, and playful feminine details. Add your name in elegant script for a custom touch. Perfect for funeral directors, morticians, embalmers, obituary writers, and deathcare professionals who appreciate unapologetic humour. A hilarious gift for the funeral industry diva who gets things done.

Personalization: Enter your preferred name when ordering.

About

100% Spun Polyester Exterior
Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
T-bottom
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Size

One size: 24" x13"

Production

Made to order.
Most orders are produced and shipped the same day, but please allow 2–5 business days for processing, especially during peak times.

Looking to customize your item with a name or a different color? Reach out, and we’ll see what we can do.

Shipping

Estimated Shipping Times

United States (Standard): 2–5 business days

Canada: 5–10 business days

Rest of World: 10–30 business days

Additional Info Tracking is provided once your order ships

(Delivery times may vary during peak seasons)

Care Instructions

Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag.
Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with a terry washcloth or a soft-bristled brush.
Let the bag air dry.