I Am a Funeral Director Not a Magician Sweatshirt
I Am a Funeral Director Not a Magician Sweatshirt
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Funeral directors do a lot, but miracles before coffee is asking a bit much. This funny funeral industry sweatshirt features the phrase “I Am a Funeral Director Not a Magician… But I Can See Why You Are Confused.”
About
About
👕 PRODUCT DETAILS
Soft feel with reduced pilling
Crewneck style with ribbed collar
Durable double-needle stitching
No side seams for added comfort
Holds its shape wash after wash
🧵 MATERIAL & FIT
Classic unisex fit (true to size)
Made with 50% cotton / 50% polyester
🎨 CUSTOMIZATION & OPTIONS
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Production
Production
Made to order.
Most orders are produced and shipped the same day, but please allow 2–5 business days for processing, especially during peak times.
Looking to customize your item with a name or a different color? Reach out, and we’ll see what we can do.
Shipping
Shipping
Estimated Shipping Times
United States (Standard): 2–5 business days
Canada: 5–10 business days
Rest of World: 10–30 business days
Additional Info Tracking is provided once your order ships
(Delivery times may vary during peak seasons)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, cold
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not iron directly on design
- Do not dry clean
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