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Sh*t Away Candle

Sh*t Away Candle

Regular price $32.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $32.00 CAD
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Light it up and let today’s bullshit go up in smoke. This funny dark humor candle is perfect for stress relief, long days, and anyone who’s had enough. A great gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself.

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Reusable Glass Container
Once finished, the glass jar can be cleaned and reused for décor or everyday use.

Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick. Free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates.

Burn Time
Average burn time of 50–60 hours for long-lasting use.

Fragrance Options
Available in Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, or Unscented.

Production

Made to order.
Most orders are produced and shipped the same day, but please allow 2–5 business days for processing, especially during peak times.

Shipping

Estimated Shipping Times

United States (Standard): 2–5 business days
Rest of World: 10–30 business days

Additional Info Tracking is provided once your order ships
Delivery times may vary during peak seasons

Candle Care & Safety

Always keep a burning candle within sight and away from children and pets. Keep clear of flammable objects.

For best results, burn for 3–4 hours per use and trim the wick to ¼″ before lighting. Discontinue use when ½″ of wax remains.

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