{"product_id":"cant-im-on-call-metal-ornament","title":"Can't, I'm on Call Metal Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause death doesn't take a holiday! \u003c\/strong\u003eThis funny funeral director Christmas ornament features a black hearse, snowflakes, and the phrase \"Can't, I'm on Call.\" Personalized with the year 2030, it's the perfect holiday gift for funeral directors, morticians, embalmers, and funeral home staff who know the struggle of being on call. A little funeral industry humor for your Christmas tree!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One Size","offer_id":47075559178287,"sku":"32849012506756157500","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/7265\/0799\/files\/6985032502786885678_2048.jpg?v=1793104043","url":"https:\/\/www.fortheloveofdeath.com\/products\/cant-im-on-call-metal-ornament","provider":"For The Love Of Death","version":"1.0","type":"link"}